Caged Lions Manifesto

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Who are Caged Lions?

Every man (Lion) is born free and then he gets married. POOOF before you know we have a caged lion.

What is the Caged Lions Manifesto ?

The CL manifesto is an essential survival guide that will help for recently CLs and the soon to CLs to understand and manage situations. It will help you enjoy and help you with tips on how to play around in the cage.

Evolving Caged Lions Manifesto

This manifesto aggregates the experience of lions in wild, in cage, and rotting in cage. Feel free to add and edit, share (Caged Lions have the freedom of doing anything )
Before Cage there was Wild Freedom

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  1. You were born free
  2. You decide where you want to go, at what time, wearing what you want.
  3. You decide the speed of your bike or car
  4. You have to urge to choose and marry a partner to meet your taste
  5. You don’t get the Agni Nakshatram joke – When Jankaraj jumps and says “en pondati ooruku poita”
  • You + Friends
  1. You decide your friends / girl friends
  2. It is perfectly ok to drive at 11 pm in the night with you friends for just a tea or snack
  3. You are free to plan a trip with your friends to any destination
  4. You can make fun of your friends and still be great friends with them
  5. You don’t have to tell your friends “You are my best friend and I love all the time I spend with you”
  6. You don’t have to think much to buy a gift, you can buy a shirt (or any damn thing) at random or throw a party at any local bar
  7. It is perfectly ok for you to forget your friends bday
  8. There are no special days to remember viz first time you met or first you got something ( or any crap)

… contd

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ITIL is essential, plan for it

“ITIL is not for me, all those lengthy process really complicates my system”**

this is what most small businesses feel.  ITIL is not about being big or small it is about being efficient with your resources. It is not a standard that says, you must implement everything to be compliant. It is a set of best practices that offers you pick what work best for you.

ITIL is for ALL

Just cruise thru this whitepaper, it will get you started on ITIL and how it is very relevent to growing small biz

Businesses Must Grow, Not Problems”  or Download PDF and read later

there is a spanish version too, thanks to Javier Arcal, ITIL Practitioner

Si usted es no puede leer inglés, intenta la versión española

Los Negocios deben crecer, No los Problemas

As most of the ppl feel that ITIL is a hard standard, here is my attempt to  give ITIL an image makeover:
ITIL  is cool and refreshing
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** All those who have been thru the ” ITIL is for you” talk. please bear with this post

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Suggestion for the new Stormhoek Label and bottle design

Let’s Get Started

The Stormhoek Label must initiate 3 Important Conversations

1. The Viral Freshness Matters Story

2&3.WineBars and Everyone’s Conversation:

Stormhoek must be more than the wine.

2.”’Winebar Conversation”’: It must be medium for Bar Owners to communicate to their
customers. Bars already stocking Stormhoek can get a free mention in the label and
canpromote their offering later for a small price.

3.”’Everyone’s Conversation”’: Everyone must be able to connect to the Stormhoek label to
place their own crazy and personal messages.

Stormhoek New Bottle Design

How about releasing a “Stormhoek Mobile Edition”. If “Freshness matters” it shouldn’t designed to stay on the shelf, right?. You need to have an iPod-smooth bottle at size to target pockets and backpacks(bags) that people will carry around.

Sorry for the bad image pulled out from a powerpoint

Stormhoek’s New Bottle Design Idea

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Google for databases

The search for information has extended from html file to pdfs, word docs, ppt, and even books( with the copyright controversy). Searching databases can provide great value to end users. The complexity of SQLs implement by different vendors is a huge road block. In the current scenario database searches are not actually doing their job right, as they search only the text version of it.
Oracle Text Search and SQL Server’s Text search will only provide you with text matching results. Say if you wanted to find information about your co-worker JOHN from the database. With a text search you can get information about where the keyword JOHN is available in the databases.

In a normalized database, data is scattered across tables. To collate this data into meaningful information, you need to talk to the database with SQL. Incase of your text search for the keyword will most probably return a result with that has the keyword john in table emp_t(example). You will not be able to get more information about JOHN. A true database search should understand table relations and get you all the related information about John, the complete record with his name, number, address and all that john is related to…

I am sure its kinda difficult for you to understand, you can read the how it works to understand more . The best thing to do is try it out to understand how it works (no registration required to download). Download SQLOne and try it out http://www.sqlone.com/download.html

Whats the catch we are giving away an iPod nano….. yes you can register and win an iPOD nano

Go ahead search your database now…..

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BIZ 2.0 is COOL and FREE

The business model of today is changing. Just observing the change around. The big companies pouring in huge marketing money creating brand value seems to making very less out it.

Old Model
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– Bloatware in a box full of CDs shipped from the vendor
– Installation and setup takes a month- even with onsite installation staff
– Website has all the bullshit except the product and reality
– To get a view of the product, you have to show the budget
– Evaluation version with a time bomb
– Users buy the product and do not come back except for support and issues

Are we kinda seeing the end of it. Look at the new evolving business model.

Evolving New Business Model
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The new model seems to have a syntax

Free Product/ Service along with a professional Service. It kinda seems like a proven success.

Google : Free Web Search + Adwords and other
Skype : Free Calls to anyone in the world + PC to landline calls
Flickr: Share Photos for free + subcription mode ( acquired by Yahoo)
Maps : Free Google Maps and now MSFT
Blogger: Free blogs + new content for ads
JBoss: Free J2EE Server + Consulting over the free stuff
MySQL: Free Database + Consulting and bundling licenses
SugarCRM : Free CRM + Professional Edition
Vtiger: Free CRM over the SugarCRM’s code base + Value addition over SugarCRM

The ” market are conversations ” is so true in everycase as every company has made a great business impact and lotsa $$ . Biz 2.0 is here where are u …gear up!!!!

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Katrina Relief Donations : Making It Right

It is devastating to see damages of Katrina. It reminds me of the Tsunami that hit us here in India and shattered lives, people are still coping with the damage. We learnt a couple of things, reacting to it. When you are contributing to the Katrina Relief, it is very important how we respond sensibly than emotionally.

Choose credible organizations: American Red Cross, Salvation Army, .. complete list is available on MSNBC site, be careful about vultures preying on your generosity.

Donations: Make donation in CASH unless these Relief organization request for materials.

Just by gut feel a few groups might collect blankets, clothes, and packed food items for the relief victims. It is very hard to transport, preserve, and distribute. Unless you are really close to the place and part of the distribution / relief team.

Update information in CNN Safe List + Craigslist Lost and Found : Update information that you are safe or if you are looking for someone. A Katrina Web Project is also available for victims to touch base with their loved ones.

Remember “this too shall come to pass…… “

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Dress Code for Effectiveness

I was thinking about Dress Code and Uniforms after reading Seth Godin’s Blog on uniforms. Dress Code, is it really required for a work place. Does it really influence the way you work or think. Does it really improve your productivity. Oh.. I got this great idea because I was wearing this blue tie and chinese cotton shirt. I am not sure….

Maybe I am wrong, maybe it does make an impact when you visit clients or more in the services industry. Working for a product development company most of the time we spend in our office. The climate is full of friends and casual environment, I feel that I am more productive when I dressed comfortable in my jeans and t-shirts.

We develop database migration and search products, searching for information on that I accidentally hit upon Burleson Consulting. They are one of top consultants for Oracle. I guess they are really specific about their dress code. Check out their section about Dress Code for Men and Women.

Let me throw a couple of lines that will force you go there and read their complete stuff.

Dress Code for Men

….. Protruding nasal hair is prohibited…. read more

Dress Code for MenA few example snaps of how MEN should NOT turn upto work

Dress Code for Women

You should always shave legs (if wearing skirts) and exposed armpits………more


A few example snaps of how WOMEN should NOT turn upto work

Finally the author has a cool note stating only clients define dress code. At head quarters, you can be what you are….

!!!!!!!!!

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